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Mario: Time to take a piss.
Mario takes a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing?
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: Ok but why aren't you jumping at me? That's what you're supposed to do.
Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No! I'm a motherfucking enemy: you're supposed to jump at me.
Mario: Okey dokey, then. Let me pull up my pants again first and then MAYBE I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?! NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER!
Mario: Let me get my pants first.
Goomba: sigh Fine.
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