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Mario: Time to take a piss.

Mario takes a piss

Goomba: What the hell are you doing?

Mario: I'm taking a piss!

Goomba: Ok but why aren't you jumping at me? That's what you're supposed to do.

Mario: I might do it fucking later.

Goomba: No! I'm a motherfucking enemy: you're supposed to jump at me.

Mario: Okey dokey, then. Let me pull up my pants again first and then MAYBE I'll jump on you.

Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?! NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER!

Mario: Let me get my pants first.

Goomba: sigh Fine.

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